Le 10 migliori crociere sulla Senna a Parigi nel 2026 (testate personalmente)

📍 Assembly Area

• Bateaux Parisiens is located in the most prominent section of the Seine’s lower embankment, near the Eiffel Tower, which makes it convenient and easy to find.
• The assembly area includes a ticket office, parking spots, restaurants (the Bistro Parisien), and various vendors selling food, drinks, and coffee.

🛂 Boarding

• To board, head to Zone 3.1 for a mandatory bag check as part of the security process. After clearing security, you’ll enter a covered waiting area equipped with vending machines.

🗺️ Getting There

• 🗺️ Meeting point: Port de la Bourdonnais, 75007 Paris, France

🚢 The Ship

• The ship is a modern and spacious double-decker with a 400-person capacity. For the best views and comfortable seating, head to the upper deck.
• Bateaux Parisiens has 8 sightseeing ships in its fleet, so you’re experience might be slightly different than pictured here.
  

🛋️ The Lower Deck

• Seating downstairs is divided into two types: window seats and middle seats. The window seats are preferable, as you can’t see much from the middle seats.

• The lower deck also features a toilet (only urinal for men) and vending machines in the back.

☀️ The Top Deck

• The upper deck offers 360° panoramic views, which lets you enjoy the city panorama and snap photos.

• The seating arrangement consists of benches oriented to the sides (without backrests), with a standing-only frontal section available for those who prefer to face ahead.

🗼 Cruise Itinerary & Views

• The cruise follows a standard itinerary, covering the area between the Eiffel Tower and the Austerlitz Bridge.

• Key landmarks along the route include the Eiffel Tower, Les Invalides, the Palais Bourbon, Musée d’Orsay, Institut de France, Notre Dame Cathedral, the City Hall, the Conciergerie, the Louvre, the Obelisk, the Grand Palais.

📱 Smartphone Audio Guide

• The best option is a mobile-friendly website available in 11 languages (French, English, Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, German, Chinese, Hindi, Japanese, Russian and Arabic).
• It offers clear audio and high content quality, along with interactive features like photo filters and quizzes for each location.
• It's accessible through your browser. No app download is required.

☎️ Wired "Phone Dial" Audio Guide

• The second option is a wired audio guide that resembles a phone dial available at each window seat. They are literal dials that you could pull out from a hole and put next to your ear like an old phone. One could alternatively use plugged-in earbuds.
• It comes in 14 languages (English, German, Chinese-Mandarin, Korean, Spanish, Italian, Japanese, Dutch, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, French, Arabic, Hindi).
• Based on what I saw, not many people were using it. Maybe due to hygiene concerns? It had basic controls (change language, change volume) and subpar audio quality (like on an old phone).

🎙️ Live Audio Commentary

• A live guide is also onboard, offering narration in multiple languages, including English, French, Spanish, and German, which can be heard everywhere on the ship.
• However, his heavy accent in languages other than French made them hard to understand. Personally, I found the smartphone option satisfactory if I wanted audio commentary.

🏛️ About Bateaux Parisiens

Bateaux Parisiens was founded in 1956 and currently operates a fleet of 8 sightseeing boats and 5 restaurant cruise boats.

Their compound is located just 2 minutes away from the Eiffel Tower. The company has a diverse workforce of 270 staff members from 37 nationalities, representing 50 different professions.

Each year, they welcome 3.4 million passengers on board their boats.

🎟️ What's Included

• A 60-minute Seine river cruise with an audio guide (2 pre-recorded options and a live narrator are available) in up to 14 languages.
• Food or drinks are available from onboard vending machines.
• You can show up anytime (for the day you selected) and board the next cruise with your ticket.

📍 Assembly Area

• Bateaux Mouches is located next to Pont‘d Alma (metro station Alma-Marceau), a 15-minute walk from the Eiffel Tower.
• The assembly area includes a ticket office, parking spots, an air-conditioned waiting lounge, and vending machines.

🛂 Boarding

• To board, head to the large building and get in line. There weren’t any security checks when I went. After validating your ticket, you’ll enter a covered waiting area equipped with vending machines and an air-conditioned waiting lounge.

🗺️ Getting There

• 🗺️ Meeting point: Port de la Conférence, 75008 Paris, France

🚢 The Ship

• The ship is a massive double-decker that has the capacity to accommodate over 1000 passengers on some ships. The upper deck provides better views, as usual.
• These boats can get crowded, but they have a large capacity to handle the crowd. Crowds are a common occurrence in Paris, it’s something we all have to accept.
• Bateux Mouches’s fleet comprises 6 sightseeing boats, so your experience may vary.

🛋️ The Lower Deck

• The outdoor seating arrangement (on the sides of the ship) comprises two columns of chairs, each two chairs wide, with backrests facing the front. These have better views than the indoor seats, but they don’t offer 360° panoramic views like on the upper deck.

• The indoor seating arrangement has two columns of chairs, each three chairs wide, with backrests facing the front and a central aisle for walking. This area is great for warming up during winter, but it does not offer as much of a view.

• A nice touch I discovered is that they turn off the lights when it’s dark, allowing you to see outside without the glare.

☀️ The Top Deck

• The upper deck offers 360° panoramic views, which lets you enjoy the panorama of the city and take photos.
• The seating arrangement comprises two columns of chairs, each three chairs wide, with backrests facing the front and a central aisle for walking.

🗼 Cruise Itinerary & Views

• The cruise follows a standard itinerary, covering the area between the Eiffel Tower and the Austerlitz Bridge.

• Key landmarks along the route include the Eiffel Tower, Les Invalides, the Palais Bourbon, Musée d’Orsay, Institut de France, Notre Dame Cathedral, the City Hall, the Conciergerie, the Louvre, the Obelisk, the Grand Palais.

🔊 Audio Commentary (Broadcast Through Loudspeakers)

• The audio guide on Bateaux Mouches is broadcast in English only through loudspeakers. I found it informative, enjoyable, and high quality - both in terms of sound and content.

🏛️ About Bateaux Mouches

Bateaux Mouches, founded in 1949, offers Seine sightseeing and dinner cruises with a fleet of 15 boats. It stands as the 4th top-paid attraction in Paris, serving 2.5 million visitors annually.

During peak seasons, the operation supports over 450 employees, and each sightseeing boat has a capacity of 1,000 passengers.

Since its inception, Bateaux Mouches has welcomed over 150 million guests.

🎟️ What's Included

• A 70-minute Seine river cruise with an audio guide (pre-recorded, broadcast via loudspeaker) in English only.
• Food or drinks are available from the onboard bar.

📍 Assembly Area

• Vedettes de Paris is located in the most prominent section of the Seine’s lower embankment, near the Eiffel Tower, which makes it convenient and easy to find. It’s right next to Bateaux Parisiens.
• The assembly area includes a ticket office, parking spots, restaurants (the Bistro Parisien), and various vendors selling food, drinks, and coffee. Just head over to Bateaux Parisiens to find them.

🛂 Boarding

• To board, find the ticket office — the boarding area is right next to it. Vedettes de Paris has a covered waiting area, like most other cruises.

🗺️ Getting There

• 🗺️ Meeting point: 2 Port de Suffren, 75007 Paris, France

🚢 The Ship

• The ship is a medium-sized double-decker that has the capacity to accommodate 220 passengers. There’s a wide variety of seating arrangements, so bear with me.
• Note that Vedettes de Paris operates different types of boats, so your boat may be slightly different from the one I experienced.

🛋️ The Lower Deck

• The ship’s outdoor seating consists of built-in benches located both at the front and back. However, they are not front-facing. The toilet and stairs to the upper deck are located at the back.

• The indoor section has standard front-facing seats with backrests, which are located in the middle (below) and front areas (above).

• This deck doesn’t provide true 360° panoramic views, as seen in the photos. It’s better to go to the upper deck for that.

☀️ The Top Deck

• The upper deck provides a 360° panoramic view of the city, perfect for taking photos.
• Seating-wise, there are two columns of chairs, each three chairs wide, with backrests facing the front and a central aisle for walking. There are a handful of side-facing benches at the front.

🗼 Cruise Itinerary & Views

• The cruise follows a standard itinerary, covering the area between the Eiffel Tower and the Austerlitz Bridge.

• Key landmarks along the route include the Eiffel Tower, Les Invalides, the Palais Bourbon, Musée d’Orsay, Institut de France, Notre Dame Cathedral, the City Hall, the Conciergerie, the Louvre, the Obelisk, the Grand Palais.

📱 Mobile App

• There is no built-in audio guide available on this cruise. Instead, the ship’s loudspeakers play pop music. Update (2024 Jan): The company switched to quintessential French songs.
• There is a mobile app available in six languages (French, English, Spanish, Dutch, Italian, and German), that offers a glimpse into the history of Paris. Using the phone's GPS, it automatically plays the commentary corresponding to the attraction. I haven’t tested it (since I had no earbuds on me), so I can’t comment on the sound and content quality.

Live Commentary

• ‍‍Alternatively, the company offers this nearly identical cruise with live commentary in French and English. It runs every day until 18:30.

🏛️ About Vedettes de Paris

Vedettes de Paris was established in 1976 and offers sightseeing cruises on the Seine River with smaller, more intimate boats in Paris.

The cruises depart from the Eiffel Tower and include guided day cruises and evening aperitif cruises with music.

The company has a dedicated staff of 70 employees.

🎟️ What's Included

• A 60-minute Seine river cruise with an audio guide (via downloadable app) in 6 languages. This identical cruise by the same company has a live English/French narrator on board instead.
• Food or drinks are available from the onboard bar.

📍 Assembly Area

• There's no one major boarding area. Batebus has 9 stops next to every major attraction along the Seine, where you can embark/disembark as you please.

🛂 Boarding

• I’ve only been to the Notre Dame stop — not sure how the others are. There’s an indoor ticket office there, but otherwise, it’s an open-air area with Batobus flags.

🗺️ Getting There

• 🗺️ Meeting point: Port de la Bourdonnais, 75007 Paris, France
• Note: Batobus has several stations along the Seine, as you'd expect from a hop-on hop-off company.

🚢 The Ship

• The ship is a relatively small single-decker with a 200-person capacity.
• This ship isn’t great for sightseeing compared to every other cruise I tried. There aren’t any 360° views either since there’s no top deck.
  

🛋️ The Lower Deck

• The ship has mostly indoor seats, but they open the windows in the warmer season, which is nice since even in October, the sunlight can be blinding and it can be hot inside.
• The seats face every direction, some with virtually non-existent panorama (i.e. the middle seats, as seen in the photo above).
• This reinforces the idea that this boat is designed for transportation rather than sightseeing.
• The side glasses are transparent, while the roof panels are opaque.

• There’s a small open-air area in the back.

☀️ The Top Deck

• Unlike most Seine river cruises, Batobus ships are single-decked, meaning there's only a ground floor deck.

🗼 Cruise Itinerary & Views

• The cruise follows a standard itinerary, covering the area between the Eiffel Tower and the Austerlitz Bridge.
• Key landmarks along the route include the Eiffel Tower, Les Invalides, the Palais Bourbon, Musée d’Orsay, Institut de France, Notre Dame Cathedral, the City Hall, the Conciergerie, the Louvre, the Obelisk, the Grand Palais.

🏛️ About Batobus

Batobus, established in 1989, offers a hop-on hop-off river service along the Seine in Paris, featuring nine stops at major attractions. It operates a fleet of eight boats with a capacity of 200 passengers each and additional boats holding 150 passengers.

🎟️ What's Included

• A 60-minute Seine river cruise with NO audio guide.
• Food or drinks are NOT available onboard.
• You can embark/disembark as many times as you’d like since this is an unlimited hop-on, hop-off cruise.

📍 Assembly Area

• Paris Canal cruise starts from Parc de la Villette in the 19th district. There’s a park nearby which is worth exploring, so I’d come an hour earlier to do so.
• Alternatively, you can embark at the Musée d’Orsay and sail up the St. Martin Canal. Booking this is possible on Viator, but not on GetYourguide.

🛂 Boarding

• There’s no major boarding infrastructure at Parc de la Villette, as this is quite a niche boat tour. It’s open air, but you can take shelter under nearby buildings if the weather is bad.

🗺️ Getting There

• 🗺️ Meeting point: 211 Av. Jean Jaurès, 75019 Paris, France
• Note: It's possible to have this trip in reverse e.g. boarding on the Seine and disembarking on Parc de Villete (Canal St. Martin). Note that the ticket is one-way only.

🚢 The Ship

• The ship is a large, no-frills and slightly dated double-decker with a 500-person capacity. As always, for the best views and comfortable seating, head to the upper deck.

🛋️ The Lower Deck

• Most of this deck has indoor seating with feeble-looking yet surprisingly sturdy but uncomfortable front-facing seats with backrests. You can’t see much from here and forget about 360° panoramic views.

• The outdoor section at the back and front of the ship does have better views, but alas, there are only a few cold metal seats available.

• There is a clean toilet and a small bar serving hot drinks and snacks on this level. Additionally, there’s a staircase in the center that leads up to the Captain’s cabin.
  

☀️ The Top Deck

• The upper deck offers a 360° panoramic view of the St. Martin Canal and the surrounding cityscape. The only imperfection is that all of the seats are facing the sides instead of the front.

• There are three different types of seating options available.
• The first type is two rows of bench-style seating (on the sides), followed by two rows of mixed benches and ordinary chairs in a 50/50 ratio in the center.
• All of these were more comfortable than the seats downstairs.

• Bonus: There are a handful of seats available in the captain’s cabin, which is heated! I really appreciated this feature during the cold weather in November.

🗼 Cruise Itinerary & Views

• Unlike most other cruises, Paris Canal’s cruise takes place on the St. Martin Canal, starting from Parque de la Villette and concluding on the Seine by the Musée d’Orsay.

• You will experience several canal lock crossings and a mile-long tunnel.

• I found the cruise to be much more interesting than the Seine, and the surrounding cityscape was more charming, authentic and offbeat.‍
• However, there was considerable waiting at the canal locks, where you transition from one section of the canal to the next.

• Note: The itinerary doesn’t cover the Eiffel Tower.

🏛️ About Paris Canal Co.

Paris Canal, established in 1977, specializes in diverse cruises on the Seine, the Marne, and the Paris canals. With a dedicated team and 40 years of history, they offer sightseeing trips, group cruises, and private events, focusing on more unique, lesser-known parts of Paris.

🎟️ What's Included

• A 2.5-hour long St. Martin canal cruise with drop-off at Musée d’Orsay. In other words, you won’t see the Eiffel Tower from this cruise.
• There’s live English/French narration on board.
• Food or drinks are available at the onboard bar.